Instead Of The Streak, The Wink
by Joshua Clayton
There is everything scary about a winking naked man, especially in front of a woman who does not want the man. I realized this in a gym shower when Bally Gymnasium Company was in existence. Continue...
Who Is the Funniest Children's Poet?
by Joe Sottile
Who is the funniest children's poet? Do you have any books of Shel Silverstein on your bookshelf? What does it take to write funny poetry? This article tells all, well almost all.Continue...
Dehydrated Water
by Stanley Clayton
Putting water in a bottle was a stroke of genius. It allowed people to control the quality of the water they drink and it provided some creative and not-so-creative entrepreneurs the ability to become rich very quickly. After all, they bottled something that was relatively cheap and available to all people.Continue...
Mr. Curly Iron
by Sophie Spiers
There's nothing like being accosted in the mall by a thickly accented man wielding a curling iron (that both curls and straightens hair). In fact, there are only a few things to which I can compare this experience - sitting next to a newborn on an airplane, snorkeling alongside Jaws, and feeding your pet chicken some McNuggets (sorry, animal cannibalism is a real issue and should be taken seriously) are probably the only experiences that even come close to causing the emotions I felt at the mall this weekend. Continue...
The 9 to 5 Hunger Games
by Sophie Spiers
One thing I've never been clear on is the etiquette of handheld fruit eating. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. Apples, pears, peaches, nectarines, coconuts, etc. - we've all been there. Eating handheld fruits in the company of others is on my top ten list of the most awkward things that happen in life. And it just happened to me.Continue...
by Joshua Clayton
There is everything scary about a winking naked man, especially in front of a woman who does not want the man. I realized this in a gym shower when Bally Gymnasium Company was in existence. Continue...
Who Is the Funniest Children's Poet?
by Joe Sottile
Who is the funniest children's poet? Do you have any books of Shel Silverstein on your bookshelf? What does it take to write funny poetry? This article tells all, well almost all.Continue...
Dehydrated Water
by Stanley Clayton
Putting water in a bottle was a stroke of genius. It allowed people to control the quality of the water they drink and it provided some creative and not-so-creative entrepreneurs the ability to become rich very quickly. After all, they bottled something that was relatively cheap and available to all people.Continue...
Mr. Curly Iron
by Sophie Spiers
There's nothing like being accosted in the mall by a thickly accented man wielding a curling iron (that both curls and straightens hair). In fact, there are only a few things to which I can compare this experience - sitting next to a newborn on an airplane, snorkeling alongside Jaws, and feeding your pet chicken some McNuggets (sorry, animal cannibalism is a real issue and should be taken seriously) are probably the only experiences that even come close to causing the emotions I felt at the mall this weekend. Continue...
The 9 to 5 Hunger Games
by Sophie Spiers
One thing I've never been clear on is the etiquette of handheld fruit eating. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. Apples, pears, peaches, nectarines, coconuts, etc. - we've all been there. Eating handheld fruits in the company of others is on my top ten list of the most awkward things that happen in life. And it just happened to me.Continue...
